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$45
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Heavyweight tees, hoodies built for a 2 a.m. investigation, and at least one sweater you should think twice about wearing to a family dinner. Shipped from Missouri.
Haunted Garage Stamped & Distressed
$45
HG Reloaded Hoodie 2026
$45
HGR T-Shirt
$30
My Dolls Play with Crew Sweater
$40
My Dolls Play with Balls Crop Sweater
$40
Shipping & Returns
- Orders ship from Missouri within 3–5 business days. US and Canada.
- Unworn, unwashed items can come back within 30 days — email us first and we'll sort it out.
- Sizing runs true. If you're between sizes on a hoodie, size up.